Does she roast you?
My wife, Auri recently started lovingly roasting me. We went to an amusement park and I told her I haven't been to an amusement park since before codekind existed and without skipping a beat she called me an "ancient coaster relic" 🎢
Later she cracked a joke about how I had "the muscular structure of a mop handle." For context I'm a skinny tall chick.
We aren't a sarcastic couple or anything but it's still really funny.
Posted May 24, 2026, 2:57 AM UTC
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