35 [M4F] #UK #Online - We both know why you’re here, so just masturbate with me already! 😉

Great! The hardest part is over with… I’ve got your attention… now, won’t you masturbate with me? After all, it’s why we’re here isn’t it?

NB: I want to keep it super simple tonight; to find someone who I can get off with (potentially as a long term thing as well!) - who I can flirt with as I slip a hand inside my boxers just to see how much precum I’ve been leaking as we’ve spoken, who I can chat to as we both get closer and closer to that delicious edge before we topple over. If you’re so inclined we can call each other good until we both melt.

Not that I wish to forego the flirting and courtship you understand (the Sixteen Candles element of proceedings)… If we can be playful in between the lewder moments, even better! Unapologetic nerds of every stripe to the front of the queue please!

For any potential partner a modicum of humour and intelligence would be welcomed and I look to offer the same in kind (I hope!). Genuinely though, finding someone nice to talk to who also likes to touch themselves whilst doing so really would be incredible. I hope I’ve found you!

See, I told you it was super simple. 😉

Drop me a DM, I’d love to chat with you.