42 M4F Bearded tattooed and probably to reason you’ll start smiling at your phone

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42 | Married | Dad of two

Bearded, tattooed, and running mostly on caffeine and sarcasm.

Life lately is hockey rinks, soccer fields, and pretending I won’t fall asleep on the couch at 9:30.

I stay active because I enjoy it — not chasing anything, just not fully ready to commit to dad noises every time I stand up.

I probably look a little rugged, but I’m also the guy making lunches, folding laundry, and somehow always knowing where the extra batteries are.

Not looking to complicate life. Just good conversation, laughs, and someone who makes the middle of a busy day a little better.

If you also disappear for 10 quiet minutes with a coffee just to recharge… we’ll probably get along.

*notabot

Important question:

Pineapple on pizza — yes or no? (choose carefully)

Posted May 28, 2026, 10:45 AM UTC

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