"Mina, this is alot less complicated than you're trying to make it."

The pink girl crossed her arms with a huff, "Sure, and I'm sure a tiny perv like you had all sorts of dating tips."

Mineta rolled his eyes, "I may not have your extensive knowledge of romance clichés and tropes from a bunch of romcoms, but I know men, specifically Midoriya." The purple runt pointed at the green haired man in question, "He's a breast guy, for one, and for two, he's obsessed with All Might." He shrugged, "All you gotta do is show some cleavage and ask him about some obscure All Might stuff, oh, and make sure you pay attention, if you randomly bring up an All Might fact in the right shirt, we may need to pull him off you."

Mina hesitated for a moment, "There's no way in Hell getting him to like me is that simple, where's the romance? The spectacle? Just ask him about something he likes and show off?"

Mineta nodded, "Pretty much, we are simple creatures, tits and special interests get you pretty far with most men."