A POX UPON THE DOER OF MY POX!

BY XEROPHYTIS, THE UNYIELDING ROOT I CAST A POX ON THE HOUSE (tower, laboratory, Library, college, or other wizardly domiciliary) OF WHICHEVER OF YOU WIZARD FUCKERS CAST A POX ON ME! STAND AND BE BRANDED BY THE 16 HOUR PHOTO PERIOD OF XEROPHYTIS TO HAVE THIS POX LIFTED FROM THY MUCUS MEMBRANES!

THE UNYIELDING ROOT WILL SPREAD THIS POX ACROSS THE LAND DAY BY DAY UNTIL SOMEONE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY OR I GET BORED AND EVENTUALLY FORGET LIKE A TRUE (jr.) ARCHDRUID ON WIZARD ROTATION SHOULD!

/uw I just spent 7 hours at the ER because I had a shingles outbreak right the fuck in my eye, ear, and nostril, and I need to make sure I don't friggin go blind or deaf. Why couldn't I just be a normal person and get it on my back or junk or something? Happy full moon! 🫩