39 M4F life should be fun

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Remember being a kid and thinking I can’t wait to be an adult…I’m going to be able to do whatever I want. Then you become an adult and reality hits. It’s work, cutting the grass, changing diapers, washing dishes, rinse and repeat. Married for almost 5 years, 1 child, DB, roommate situation, not looking to change my situation or yours yadda yadda yadda. I’m not looking for chaos, more stress or blowing anything up. I want passion, fun, excitement, flirty, a little spicy and someone who can hold a conversation without it feeling like pulling teeth.

About me: EST, Bearded, tatted and tall (real life tall, not Reddit tall), lover of most sports, 90s to mid 2010s music (best time period and I will die on this hill….fight me), I listen to almost every type of music but country, rap and rock/metal are my favorite, love shitty reality tv shows, binge watching tv and movies after a long week and being outdoors. Shit talking is my love language, I’m extremely sarcastic and competitive. Blue collar by nature but a good mix of brains and brawn.

You: 32-45 (hard limit) hopefully easy on the eyes, long hair, pretty eyes and smile, curves in all the right places and easy to talk too. Not really into the alt look.

Hope to hear from you!

*notabot

Posted Jun 2, 2026, 12:59 PM UTC

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