Good morning to everyone except doctors who require you to make an appointment but are never on time.

You are the equivalent of an unfrosted pop-tart; I'm always irritated I wasted my time waiting for you.

When I am 15 minutes late, I have to reschedule my appointment. When *you* are 15 minutes late, I have to wait.

I am going to start sending YOU invoices for MY time.

May someone steal every single spoon in your house when all you have to eat is soup. 🕷️🕸️