41 [M4A] Seeking Platonic homies

Hola. I'll be moving to Fircrest in less than a month, but I would love to have some friends in the area to give me an excuse to come back to King County. And when I say friends, I don't mean the kind that get naked in front of each other. I mean, like, actual friends who get high and chill together, or meet for drinks or food, or text each other memes and pictures of unreasonably large sandwiches with captions like, "I'm about to dislodge my jaw to eat this." Seriously, though, not interested in sex or romance right now.

About me: I'm chill and people feel safe talking to me, so I'm going to be a therapist and get paid for it. I like weed, music, movies, cats, and talking to my cats in silly voices. I cook, I hike, I walk, I game, and I go to the movies. Some days I feel like a skinbag of nightmares, but I think I'm pretty cool overall. My friends and family like me, so I guess I'm tolerable.

If you're emotionally intelligent, empathetic, atheist/pagan/wiccan, artsy, and determined to live your best life despite being a cog in a dying empire's engine, I strongly urge you to message me your pets' names.