I’ve got the Ick.

Saliva noises and lip smacking while eating, snorting and gulping while eating or drinking, loud belching, loud farting when rolling over asleep, loud hollering yawns, sudden groans (chronic pain), frustrated shouting about mundane daily annoyances, unrinsed cereal bowls, running the shower too long before getting in, plumber’s crack. Y’know. The Ick.