30 [M4F] #CA - Looking for banter and dubious advice on how to pretend I'm excited about my work trip this week.

Hi there! I'm usually travelling every week for work, and to my great surprise, I'm travelling for work this week too. Who would’ve thought? Unfortunately, I feel a distinct lack of motivation to keep smiling and shaking hands with... morally questionable clients in suits.
Cue the existential crisis. Help me keep my job, and banter with me for the night—keep my mind off my trip, or provide me (ideally questionable) ideas on how to pretend I'm happy to be there, working with them.

I'm hoping to chat with someone who'll be SFW first and then NSFW (once we vibe). I lean a bit on the demi side so I'd prefer we get to know each other, flirt etc before NSFW.

About me: My favourite pastime - seeing how many hidden gems and hole-in-the-wall spots I can cram into my day before I remember I have responsibilities. Imagine spending a few of hours checking out local restaurants, bars, cafes, and whatever random event happens to be going on, until the nagging voice in your head reminds you that rents due in 2 hours.

I'd say im active (hike every other week, soccer etc.) I grew up playing soccer and still play in a local rec league whenever work doesn't decide to have other plans. (Arsenal is my ride-or-die team, which has been a character-building experience.)

I'm big into music (rock, techo, etc but tbh it's all over the place) and love playing piano when I'm back home. As for TV, sci-fi and adventure are my go-to genres, though honestly I'm a sucker for good story telling. I'll probably watch just about anything that has a decent enough story.

I'm 5'11", reasonably fit, and have questionable (but positive) compliments thrown at me by old ladies living in the nearby retirement homes. 😅

Personality-wise, I'm pretty calm and easygoing. I like going with the flow, enjoy a quality dad joke.(Good or bad) and I'm generally an open book—so feel free to ask whatever's on your mind.

So, if I caught your eye, dm with with "banana" so that I know you've read this! I do want to re-iterate, I'm looking for someone willing to me SFW first and then NSFW as long as we vibe.