LPT for the cheaters

Just a tip for next time: if your next guy asks you a pretty specific question about a "friend" or what you've been up to, it's because he knows the truth and has the receipts.

You can come clean or tell more lies, but should you choose to dig that hole deeper then that's who you are. Character is what you do when no one is looking and unfortunately that's bad news for you. For someone who claims to overthink everything, you never seem to look in the mirror.

Good luck being you.