facts + tips for new tamagotchi owners: generation 1 edition! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

hey, i'm a pretty new generation 1 tamagotchi owner, but i have learned soooo many things about my little tama, Momo, already. so, if you are a fellow new gen 1 tama owner or just need a quick refresher, check out these cool facts and tips. ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

1.) if your tama is low on hunger or happy hearts, you should feed it a meal, NOT candy. although it makes them happy, it doesn't feed their tummies and makes them as fahhhht as a damn peter griffin. rip my tama she got fat by all the snackssss, kaboom, kabow (˶˃⤙˂˶)

2.)if you need to make your tama not hungry or unhappy, feed them THEN play with them. eating a meal makes them gain 1 oz, and playing a left or right minigame with them (getting 3 or more correct) makes them lose 1 oz and make them fully happy! *TAMAMASTER TIP: IF YOUR TAMA IS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF OZ FOR THEIR AGE, THEIR OZ WON'T LOWER UNLESS IT IS ABOVE THE HEALTHY WEIGHT* ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ

3.) when your tamas are sleeping, you better turn of the light cause you don't want to see what it does at nigh- I mean you want them to be healthy. definetely. •⩊• don't be awww so cute speed core when they be snoring. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS OR ELSE THEY'LL DIE FROM SOME EYE DISEASE OR SOME SHAT. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

4.) if you hate your tamagotchi cus it's needy and ugly af or if it died, look at the back of your tamagotchi and you'll see a button as tiny as Wonhee's waist. that's the reset button. press it with a pencil or any small items you have at home (models i'm talking to your fingas) and yo will get a new egg and get to torture another poor tama in your care.

i hope you enjoyed and tell your tamas that i've called the police and they are on their way to help them escape from jail and by jail i mean in your "care". Also sorry i couldn't find a good enough insult for tip + fact #2