Just shut the fuck up, please, shut the fuck up. I have never seen people be such crybabies about something so trivial since people were overhating pineapple on pizza. The fact that people become such piss babies about dark chocolate is unfathomable to me. They act like it’s the second coming of Satan, you would think the goddamn cocoa bean came out of the wrapper and screamed slurs at them. If you don’t like it, that’s fine. No one’s forcing you to eat it, or wants you to conform. But don’t act like you’re so much superior, just because I enjoy it and you think that it’s shit.

They’re always so smug about it too, so obnoxious, all of them have such humongous fucking egos it’s insane. Just because I enjoy a nice bitter treat doesn’t mean that you can start up a 5 minute rant on why YOU don’t like it. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. They make it out to be the worst thing on the planet, like they might as well be scraping asphalt off the road.

Gene, if you’re reading this I hope you know that I’m talking about YOU in particular. You’re one of the most unpleasant kind of people when it comes to this discussion. Maybe you should think about having dark chocolate you fat, disgusting pig. Maybe then Tina wouldn’t have left your sorry ass. 

All of this just to say that dark chocolate isn’t that bad.  
Grow up.

I hate people who hate dark chocolate.