Looking for Snarky Messages/Postcards to give to Falschparker (wheelchair user)

I can’t get around your dumbass parking with my wheelchair you twat!

tl;dr- Looking for the best memes/snarky messages to have printed to let Falschparker know they are blocking disabled person accessibility. I have seen a few, but I’d love to print out several different ones! Maybe also to have printed as bumper stickers that are easy to remove and don’t cause damage, but are definitely a small inconvenience!

BONUS POINTS FOR IT BEING IN GERMAN! Or images with wheelchairs toppling over for dramatic effect

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So. I’m an electric wheelchair user and have issues DAILY with trying to navigate getting on and off sidewalks and not getting blocked by other kinds of obstacles (bins, bicycles, scooters, Kinderwagen, motorcycles, lastenfahräder etc…)
I also have massive issues when there are no curbcuts available- but that’s a topic for city planning.

Anyway, it’s a such a big problem for my daily navigation that I want to print postcards or small business cards that point out a shitty parking job when it see one. Particularly those when I end up having to reroute, go back who knows how long to the next curbcut and drive on the road until I find another way to get on and off the sidewalk.