Looking for two fics

Help!

I remember seeing a short crack fic where Ilya and Shane have a child (or several?) and Ilya has real beef with one of the PTAmoms. I was sure that I had marked it for later but now I can't find it anywhere!

And another one: someone has written a fic that covers the events of My Moon MY Man- montage. Does anyone know what it's called?

Thanks ❤️