What are your favourite twidiot mispronunciations or illiteracies?

Some of mine are:

-Renee's broyfriend

-Unary

-LemonSello

-Clostophobic

-Ungion

-Jas' giRrl

-'Boiling the jug' - it's a freaking kettle

-NENNNNNNN

-Joorlry

-Dahrsier

-Every shitty fast fashion thread being a 'piece'.... no.

-Shallots for veggies that just arent

-Jas' chest of drawers being called cupboards

-Adding a 'cube stock' to rice...

-Probbly

-Taziki

-Doll-mades

-A block of chocolate

-Groshery shops

-Going to the cinemaS

-Every musical artist being 'The....' or Freddie Mercury just being 'Queen' to them

Annywayyyy I feel like my brain has turned to mush after watching that last vlog so imma go read something educational now 😂✌️