Another ASD poop adventure.

Not since pooping in the garage have I had such a noteworthy story. Yesterday my son woke up before me, this happens occasionally. The dead give away is our bedroom door being closed. Typically he finds his way into the art supplies or some other lesser chaos. I found him on the back porch having a protein powder picnic with our dog. He also told me he pooped in the yard. Back yard, hey it’s your yard man. About 30 min later my wife gets out of bed. He tells her he pooped in the front yard which would mean he escaped to the front passed the deadbolt and chain. I asked him to take me to the poop. He then led me out the front door explaining how sneaky he was the whole way, down the driveway and across the sidewalk to the neighbors house. Sure enough a giant log in the neighbors front yard. I door dashed 2 more chain locks and installed the at the highest point I possibly could. Unti next time