26 [M4F] Germany - I am looking for the BIGGEST tits or ass ever. Do you have them? If yes, lets talk!

I am looking for the biggest tits or ass ever. I know I doubt there is anyone who is carrying those monsters of mass destruction, but maybe I am in luck! I want to talk about your every day life and how hard it is to find clothes and stuff like that. I find it fairly interesting!

Note: Even if you don't have the biggest pair, maybe you can pretend to have some massive mammaries! I really enjoy the conversation.