I'm traumatised ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

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I was busy daydreaming when I heard mama scream... And she said she saw a big chooha ๐Ÿฅ€

She was screaming like crazy so meine darwaza band kardia and I was staring out of the window where the chooha was in the gutter ๐Ÿคฎ

Phir baba k cousin ne usko tail se pakar k nikala and istg it was as big as a KITTEN ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” I thought mein marne lagi hun literally I couldn't breathe and I was screaming my lungs out. And then it moved a little and I screamed so bad I thought it was the end of me fr ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

I could hear my heart pound ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Then I spent the next 10 minutes just sitting in a corner.... and drank a LOT of water before I felt somewhat better....

And it didn't even die ๐Ÿ˜ญ I could hear it chittering when they threw it out.

Istg I'm running away from home ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€

Posted Jun 3, 2026, 1:12 PM UTC

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