Sh4F arguing with a star cosplayer about lore before fucking her in character!
Then you walked in looking exactly like her. Hazy contacts, space buns, signature green tunic. Barefoot, obviously. "Ready to get screwed by the melon lord? C'mon, show me what you're really made of." You quickly sat down. Back straight, knees together, hands folded in her lap like she was at a tea party. I didn't hesitate to make a face "What?""....Nothing." "You're making a face." "I'm not making a face." "You're making the face of someone who's about to say something annoying. Just say it." I cleared my throat. "Toph wouldn't sit like that." Your eye twitched with an annoyance "Excuse me?" "She's uncivilized by choice. She'd sprawl out, lean back, feet up. She's not feral because she doesn't know better she just doesn't care." As you explained tophs *real* personality you finished with "you probably think she's a dom in bed." I sat there dumbfounded before responding"...obviously?"What followed was a twenty-minute lore argument I was absolutely not prepared for, every time I made a halfway decent point your rebuttal was "you probably weren't even born when the show aired"
Posted Jun 3, 2026, 1:14 PM UTC