sniped by the postal gods twice

paid an extra $20 for mildly faster shipping on my dextabs cuz i needed them by the 5th this month and they were supposed to arrive on the 27th last month at the latest. To my horror the seller to completely forget abt my order for 12 days until i asked them wtf was going on, just for the same order to now get stuck in aus customs for a week now at what point do i just grab the noose bro 💔 with this luck im bracing myself for a customs seizure letter. dex gods if you can hear me please pull some cosmic strings and have them somehow appear at my doorstep tomorrow PLEASSEE be an auspost tracking error