A homo sapiens from one of my planets nutted on his felis catus on accident (let me explain)
I'm a middle-aged G-type main-sequence star (G2V), about 93 million miles from me there's that one planet, what happened it was before I completed my orbit around the Milky way core and I was waiting to hit my lifespan (since I already passed half of it), when I realized in horror that homo sapiens was gooning to furry futa porn on reddit, it was at roughly 4,603,002,026 years, 5 months, 29 days, 3 hours and 36 minutes from my birth, when his felis catus got on his bed and accidentally finished on his felis catus!
Posted Jun 3, 2026, 1:17 PM UTC
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