Worst fate in Tales from the Crypt?

It has officially been over a month since Shudder uploaded the entirety of the cult classic series Tales from the Crypt to its server because every so often, horror geeks get a little treat (like today when I got a free mars bar from the vending machine).

With its twisted morality tales and zany over the top (and crucially uncensored) blood and guts, it is not uncommon for the “protagonists” for lack of a better word to meet ironic, bleak and particularly brutal fates by episodes end.

So naturally, I wanna talk about them and revel in the excess gore and death.

Who had the grimmest, bleakest, most twisted fate in a tales from the crypt episode?

Personally I think Kyle Mclachlans fate in Carrion Death is so fittingly and hilariously cruel. Exhausted, literally maybe five minutes from his victory across the border, dehydrated, delirious and desperate, he accidentally cuts through his own hand, paralyses himself and gets his eyes eaten out whilst still alive, and chances are he probably still died slowly after that. Such a grim fate but his character was also an asshole do can’t say he didn’t deserve it.