Pov: Waiting for your replacement unit.

Leadership: "They're almost here."

Replacement unit: "We got white cell for the rest of the month."

Leadership: "They're almost here."

Replacement unit: "We're on pass at NFH."

Leadership: "They're almost here."

Replacement unit: "Projected arrival window."

Me: "Brother, are y'all deploying or on vacation?"

At this point I'm convinced our replacements are being transported by covered wagon and a team of mules.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here, watching redeployment dates move like a goalpost with rocket boosters attached. I’ll believe they're coming when I physically see them standing in front of me asking where the DFAC is. 😭

Shout out to 136th ESB btw.