 Put on hazmat suit/protective gear. Change diaper & peel off crusty, formerly white shirt. Burn or bury them, as not to infect others, attract wild animals, or disturb neighbors with the diabolical smell. Lure the stinking creature into a fenced area with promises of a tiktok collab, Dr. Pepper, or sex. Corner the feral beast, but keep a safe distance! Calm the disgusting monster by showing it a camera with the strongest filters known to man. Now that it is distracted, quickly cover it in liquid soap, bleach, gasoline, alcohol, & hand sanitizer. Now spray the foul beast from multiple angles with high powered hoses, pressure washers, leaf blowers, or flame throwers if needed. 

  Disclaimer- while this may slightly reduce the smell & general filthy appearance of the murderous micro-deleted swamp rat, it will never be clean. You must accept the reality that you are living with a disgusting psychopath that plays in its own filth, & is too busy staring at itself in a camera to ever wash or brush its teeth, & get used to the smell. This monthly hose down may prevent you from passing out in its presence. Wearing a mask & rubber gloves around it is highly recommended. Good luck, & may god have mercy on your souls! 

Time for it’s monthly hose down!