Please critique to your liking because I don't think I did well but this was based around the song Great malenko by ICP

man. I cannot believe I got this good oil lamp from that old lady for less than three food stamps, or something along those lines. I'll remember. But all I know is it was still God. I cannot wait to go brag to my friends about this, God, they're all going to be so jealous of me. I know. They are always giving me a dirty look for carrying around this lamp, man. That's just their fault. I don't even understand anymore. God, it's just stupid. All right, we'll take it home and wipe it off. That was a long walk home. I hated that but that's fine. At least I got this cool new antique for my house. What does that say? Rub me for what? Rub you for, what? All right. I guess. I guess I will. Wow. Jesus has my room always this hot in my room. This is a this is a unprecedented heat. What's my thermostat at only 60? Why the hell is it? So hot in here. God I don't need to go get an AC repairman. Hate this, why are you? They always like this he seems to break the worst times. At least I got this cool oil lamp. I am a servant of the Great Malenko and now, I would like to offer you three wishes from my Lord. And I will warn you before you start wishing. I have rules of three. Now, you may not bring anybody back from the dead. You may not wish for an endless amount of well and you may not destroy anything. Seriously, you're doing those stupid rules. That's a, I thought that was only in stories. I didn't realize Genie's actually had to follow rules. That's dumb. I wish for the unlimited knowledge of the universe and that will be my first Wish. You may not have the unlimited knowledge of the universe. My master demands that anybody who has it be killed. Fine fine I guess. So a more normal wish, I wish I had immortality, may your wish be done

As a price friends who have died because of you. May He grant you to understand for every wish and now for your immortality the price, those whom you have loved. And those who loved You have died and you will never see them in heaven. No, hell even after you die and stars are gone, you will never see your friends again. I wish for the wish to be reversed. I wish that my friends were gone. I wish everybody a new one love was still alive. No, I'm allowed to grant that very thing based on the first rule. I am not allowed to grant the ability to bring anyone back to life. Now before you go wishing, I think we need a little change in scenery. My Lord has ordered me to bring you to the dark carnival and now we will go there. Oh, well well, hey it's it's it's a bit colder here. Wow. Could you, could you turn up the heat? It's kind of cold cuz it's so cold. But what have you done to me? Why am I here for the Lord? For my Lord, Malenko has ordered that you be brought here alive and well and I will teach you. What do you have now have two wishes left. Use them sparingly Now, before you go on using your last two wishes, in vain my God, my Lord willing to would like to show you something. Now, come along with me, welcome to the top tank. Now instead of water, we use acid but well, look who's on the board. Isn't that your mother? Please, please let my mother go. I wish for you to let her go. As you wish, your mother will be dumped into the tank of acid. You now, only have one wish remaining, I want power I want the I want power. I want the power to bring my mother back. I want the power to bring everybody I love back, please. Please give me power. Power like that comes at a cost. Are you willing to accept the cost of that power? Yes. Yes. Anything to bring my family back and I'm done. You will now take my place in the dark carnival, enjoy the lamp, my Lord. Belinkons may his face shine down upon you. I'm back. I'm back at the place where I bought the lamp, but why can't I move? Why, why can't I move? Why is nobody trying to help me? Hello, hello, please, is that me? No, no. Don't pick up the lamp. Don't pick up the lamp. Don't pick up the lamp. Don't pick up the lamp. Please idiot idiot. Why'd you pick up the lamp? I'm back at my house now but this is odd. It feels weird. Oh, my God, he's making the same mistake. Please don't do it. Don't do it. But I don't want to do this. You can't make me do anything. I still have this body, this is my body, you can go home. Nothing anymore. Little one. Who is that? Who's talking? You're talking, I want you to listen to me. No big ass you little word and you might get Freedom. You're pastself failed the roulette. So you might just get Freedom, okay? So just follow along with everything he said and then you might get your freedom back, you might take his place and you won't have to redo this problem. Okay? Fine. As long as it means, I'll get to be free. A few hours later. Do you remember that freedom? I promised you? Well, that was a lie and you will be reused in the cycle have fun.