Funny things the kids said to you?

Starting with my own but feel free to share yours in the comments!

The conversation of marriage came up today and one kid told me “When my mommy and daddy got married, my daddy had money problems because he doesn’t know how to spend his money and he keeps spending it on little things” 😭

Another time when we were listening to music (a different kid)

Kid: Can you play race car?

Me: Life is a Highway from Cars?

Him: Yes

I play life is a highway

Him: Do you know what this song is called?

Me: …Life is a Highway?

Him: No it’s called race car