38 [M4F] #California - everyone was glad the lion ate spartacus’ wife, except him. He was gladiator.

For more such riveting pearls to brighten up your day, say hi!

I’m a married dad living in the West Coast. Love the ocean, and the mountains. I got myself a place that can do both.

I love reading, running marathons, climbing mountains, cracking terrible puns (Exhibit A above), and generally seeing the glass half-full.

I know the difference between their, they’re, and there. (And you’re and your)

I’m a terrific trivia teammate, perfect pizza partner, and awesome at alliterations. Connoisseur of the Oxford comma, appreciator of linguistic oddities

Let’s see where this goes!