Before You DM Me - Read this

Ola!

I receive a lot of messages. Most of them are not worth replying to.

If your first message is “Hi”, “Hello”, “How are you”, or anything along the lines of “Hi mommy”, it will be ignored. I don’t have the patience or interest for low-effort messages.

If you don’t mention your age and city in your first message, I will not reply. This is non-negotiable.

I can usually tell when someone has asked AI to write their message for them. Those messages also get ignored. If you’re going to talk to me, do it in your own words.

I’m not looking for attention from everyone. I’m only interested in people who can hold a proper conversation, people who are thoughtful, articulate, and can actually express themselves. If you’re not willing to put in even that much effort, please don’t message me.

I’m not here to entertain one-line messages or generic compliments. If you want to talk to me, make it worth both our time.

That’s all.

-G