How to tell if your doctor’s short-squeeze diagnosis is a total farce.

Meltdown💥

It doesn’t take a medical degree to spot a fake diagnosis.

There are FF shills and bagholders out there still hoping to convince you of an FF short squeeze. The latest “Full Analysis” gave three findings trying to sell you snake oil.

1. “Price structure has shifted — suppression cannot push it below $0.35.” Today FF closed at $0.33

2. “Put ladder unwind is accelerating — the entities are exiting.” Closing a deep in-the-money put is a bear cashing a winning ticket, not an exit.

And the scale? $4,153??? Four thousand dollars, dressed up as smart money leaving. 😄

3. “June 5 mirrors April 21.” April 21 wasn’t a squeeze.. it spiked on a financing headline and then bled 80%. The mirror worked perfectly: same spike, same bleed. The good doc just had the outcome backwards.

A short squeeze can’t happen without a crowded short, trapped shorts, a fixed float. A good doctor knows this. Unfortunately, patient FF has none of these symptoms.

So ask yourself: did this doctor go to medical school, or did his license fall out of a Cracker Jack box? Because no one who checked the vitals writes this prognosis

So ..second opinion? Or is it time to sell?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Posted Jun 4, 2026, 12:49 AM UTC

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