"Ramlethal is a really fair and balanced character" Guess who said that

They Blamed the Beasts

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"Ramlethal is such a fun character, she's so kawaii! :3 I think she's very honest, it's just mids and lows, right? Except for the flip, which is reactable! Just give her 6p! She's so honest, honestly, so weak. She has two swords that do nothing :( I even wonder what they're for! Sometimes I eat my ice cream and play with one hand when I play with her, and I even lose, but when I throw the sword it seems like my opponents become dumb and can't respond! I think it must be a skill issue hahaha! After all, it's just honest strike throws in the corner, the difference is that the sword helps me concentrate >.<

My friends say I'm loaded, but they're just envy"

This was hitler last words.

But what if i'm envy? am i envy? no shit*,* i'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment,

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I KNOW when they mention Nitro or Leffen, or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, But at least Nitro did something.

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He wasn't some dopey Ramlethal, catapulted onto this bracket, just to have the TOP 8 fawn over him because his 1800DR illuminates how low tier we all really are!

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So my envy is a calling! It is the sole hope for this bracket! Because it is what has driven me to annihilating YOU. FUCK YOU RAMLETHAL VALENTINE.

However, Ramlethal did not react; she merely looked calmly at the Slayer, with 100% tension and a sword in the corner, and calmly replied:

"That is where you've always been wrong about me... I'm as carried as anyone. I mash, I-I get thrown. I wake up deflect shielding everytime, and despite not knowing what to do, I put one sword in front of the other, and I try to make the dumbest mix that I can. I whiff throw all the time, but that is being carried, and that's my greatest strength. And someday, I hope, for the sake of the this bracket, you understand that it's yours too"

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Posted Jun 4, 2026, 12:58 AM UTC

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