Buckle up, this one is a doozy.

Let me set the scene, my birthday is approaching so I got some gal-pal's together for a fun weekend of drinking and dancing. Group of 5-7 girls for the weekend. I'm going to just address this now due to the subject line. COMPLETELY PLATONIC and STRAIGHT group of friends most of which have met before.

The day starts off with a little bit of rose by the pool, and we're chatting catching up. We have a few more friends arriving soon, and its time to get ready for dinner. 4 of us go up to my apartment to change and get ready. Naturally the costume bin comes out, we're putting a cape on the dog, rocking silly hats. Typical debauchery..

As we're talking I am catching them up on a trip I recently took which included a stopover in Taiwan. I'm explaining that Taipei was much more sexually forward than I was expecting. There was advertisements for dildo's with a little cartoon on a lot of storefronts in the outdoor shopping area, as well as some funny themed drinks out at bars. 

At this point I bring up, they had the most novelty toys I've ever seen. They were cute and funny; think ice cream cone and unicorn shaped. I purchased a few because, well, when in rome...you have to buy souvineers. I showed them my purchases. Note they're clean, and new.  

We all laughed and carried on with getting our night started.

Fast forward. Dinner, drinks, dancing, the night is off to an amazing start. Two of the girls had to catch the train home. Leaving just us 3 who are crashing at my place. We keep the party going and go to a rooftop club. ONE FRIEND decides she is tired and walks back to my place by herself. No problem, please walk the dog and make yourself at home........

Me and other friend hit a few more bars and decide to head back a few hours later.... We're having a blast, laughing and just generally being silly. We burst into my place still laughing and dancing. Still feeling the night "Karaoke Friend" is dancing and singing puts on an afro wig from the costume bin and grabs the dildo from my dresser to use as a karaoke microphone. 

Hilarious... until....

Karaoke Friend: OMG It's HOT! Why is it hot?!

\*Throws it on the counter\*

"WHY IS IT HOT?, this thing is like on fire"

"These batteries are BLAZING, whats wrong with it!!"

Me: \*Picks it up\*

"OMG, is it broken? What happened?!"

Karoke Friend and I look at eachother. 

CLICK, SHOCK. 

Both look over to other friend

\*Other friend sheepishly sitting on couch\*

Me: SCREAMS. DID YOU USE MY VIBRATOR?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!

Other friend: "Umm, Yeah..."

Me and Karaoke Friend: "What, when, WHERE, why, for HOW LONG??? IT IS STILL HOT???!!!!

Other friend: "Well it was out, and I just saw it, and took it for a spin"

TOOK IT FOR A SPIN?!

\*Karaoke Friend Hides in Bathroom\*

Me: In SHOCK. Drunkenly trying to process.

Other friend: Trying to justify and act like it's NORMAL?! 

"Well I walked the dog and washed the dishes before I used it"

Me: "ON WHAT PLANET is that an even trade"

"AND WHERE WAS MY DOG WHILE THIS HAPPENED"

Other friend: "Well I washed it afterwards"

Me: That does not make it OKAY, it's still STEAMING!

Other friend: continues with excuses and odd justifications.

Me: Decides to just let it blow over, she's still staying the night. (ON THE COUCH) We still have BRUNCH with ALL the other girls tomorrow. I am WAY too drunk to process WTF just happened. 

We decided to walk to go get late night food, and awkwardly move on. I irish goodbye to bed. I'm DONE. Karaoke friend and Other friend are up a bit longer.....

While I'm asleep Other Friend CONFRONTS Karaoke Friend for EXPOSING that the vibrator was used in our absense. THE AUDACITY.

So now we fully believe that if she wasn't caught RED HANDED, I would NEVER know.

In conclusion, vibrator in question is now going to the trash. 

Lesson learned: "Make yourself at home" comes with restrictions at my house now.

Clearly "other friend" is the primary asshohle here, however;

Am I the asshole for feeling completely broken trust and violated bounaries? 

Am I the asshole for distancing from "other friend"?

Am I the asshole for show and telling my "souvineers"?

Seriously need some reddit input here.

Pho-miso soup for dinner.

Friend Used Vibrator, without permission.