Roast my Stoic journaling app a week before launch. The free "ask a philosopher" demo is live, tear into it.

Lumis: you talk to Marcus Aurelius, Seneca, and Epictetus about whatever you are carrying, and they answer the actual question instead of handing you a quote. Launches on iOS in about a week.

Free demo, no account, the answer shows before any gate, three a day: lumis.quest

Roast all of it. The name, the dark candlelit look, the pricing, the whole premise that anyone wants to journal with dead philosophers. The one thing I genuinely need to know: when you ask it something real, does the reply earn its place, or does it feel like AI cosplay? Be brutal. I would rather hear it from you now than in App Store reviews later.