A New Data Center Alternative Startup Emerges That Plans to Unlock the Processing Power of Humans though a Side Hustle

A new startup emerges that plans to unlock the processing power of the human brain as an alternative to costly data centers. 

Contractors will be paid $40 an hour to give a starting percentage of 75% their brains processing power to AI companies during your shift.

Once you receive a simple surgery to install a small port on the side of your head you can plug directly into the company’s network to lend your brains processing power.

Starting out you will be required to give up to 75% of your brains processing power to the company while you remain conscious but paralyzed as you feel and see your brain working collectively to solve the information that is given, such as crunching data, temporarily storing files, or generating images.

Upwards Mobility

Once you do this for 8 hours every day for 6 months you will be allowed to join the elite group known as the Brain Drain Squad. 

This group is required to give 98% of their brain power for 14 hours a day for pay rate of $100 per hour and is allowed to work from home. 

In this state you black out for the entire shift waking up exhausted but $1,400 richer.

Best Perk of All

Once you reach the elite tier you are also given the perk that for 15 minutes every month that you work you are allowed to pull processing power from the network instead of giving it using your brain. Every thought you have while in this mode would be dispersed over thousands of other brains allowing for superhuman intelligence.

 

Would you join this side hustle?