Favorite Maggie Quotes or Moments?

As she’s one of my favorite characters I just thought I’d start a topic so I could go back and remember things I forgot or go back and watch those episodes again.

But among my personal favorites is when Liza falls off the bike and at the hospital the nurse says the pain meds go by weight and Maggie says “ okay because her pain’s at about a Chris Christie”. 😂 kills me every time because of Debi’s delivery.