WWC dream

I had my first Crappens-themed dream last night. I dreamed that I was going to make an appearance at the cabaret. I was supposed to do a semi-improvised skit with Ben and Ronnie but I was flaking on attending rehearsals. They were like, are you sure you’re prepared? I was like, “of course!” Then I got in my own head and forgot my lines. I thought drinking would help. I got really sloppy drunk on vodka shots and I woke up before it was time for me to join them onstage.

Have you had any weird Crappens dreams? If so, what happened?