The fart olympics

Imagine: men from all around the globe gather to compete in a special competition- showing off how gassy they are

different categories like potency of smell, loudness, wetness, and length

the judges of course will be women... and to make things interesting i think it would be fun if the men were farting on women of nationalities that their country might have strife with. i'll keep if vague but i can imagine some fun scenarios...

Some more ideas I had for representatives:
The man from Ethiopia could be a member of the bodi tribe- a tribe that prizes men on their huge bellies

the netherlands is known for having the tallest men. i like to think the tallest men might have the longest lasting farts...

i also imagine farts from men from countries with the highest rates of obesity would be especially nasty as well (nauru, tonga, kuwait, etc)

just thinking of a variety of men farting and showing off their gas is very hot to me