Excessively aggressive Cold

Ok who else has this “cold” going around that lasts what feels like a lifetime of 2 weeks with an incessant cough ? There is absolutely no reason this cough has to attack from precisely 12 midnight until 3am most nights. None. Zilch. Nada. I’m so fucking sick of coughing I’d rather be intubated. It just tickles your airway and bam you’re thrown into a cyclical coughing fit trying to scratch an itch that doesn’t ever go away until exactly a few hours of ruining your life. I’d rather have noro virus and vomit and shit my pants than this horrible cold.