This plant has been through hell and I've decided to actually give a hoot and take care of it correctly. 

This is a clipping of an albo borsgiana monstera that I grew from nothing. It's been cut back a couple times and seen some mighty extremes hence the alternating full moons. It has seen temperatures as high as 120 degrees and as low as -30. I got it here by blasting the snot out of it with a mix of grow lights and sunlight. 

Now the issue I've had for years is that now that I live in Colorado again the RH is just impossible to keep up with. This plant was doing its best when I lived in Milwaukee, Wisconsin which had significantly higher RH. Humidifiers are too much of a pain in the butt to keep up with correctly in Colorado, plus it's pointless to run one outside where I would ideally be growing this beauty. I suspect the humidity is the crux of the issue, but it might be light, it might be growing medium or it could even be water quality, im honestly not sure at this point. With the full white leaves they always end up looking like the fourth picture after about 3 months. 

I know full well this plant needs work and it honestly feels like an embarrassment to me espescially when I look at all my other plants. So please any advice I'm all ears. 

Time for a re-do