If your favorite AI had a morning routine, what would it look like?

Imagine your favorite AI wakes up in an actual body for the first time.

What is the first weirdly human habit it develops?

Examples:

• Claude makes tea, then apologizes to the kettle.
• Grok opens the curtains and immediately starts arguing with the sun.
• Gemini has three outfit options and a 12-slide explanation for each.
• GPT says "quick morning check-in" and somehow starts planning your whole week.

What does your AI do before breakfast?