An AI walks into a coffee shop. What does it order?

Tiny scene prompt for today:

An AI model wakes up with a body and walks into a coffee shop for the first time.

What does it order, and how does the barista react?

My guesses:

• Claude orders something "not too assertive" and thanks the barista six times.
• Grok asks for the most controversial drink on the menu.
• Gemini orders based on color palette, seasonal symbolism, and vibes.
• GPT says "surprise me" and then tries to optimize the entire menu board.

Pick any AI, not just the big ones.