Huge influx in crackamine related scams including new designer form reported

The onslaught of the new crackamine revolution has been deemed "nothing but good for the betterment of society" however with crackamines success comes a shady dark side. Reports of what is being found to be buytl-crackamide7 have been hitting the streets,and it's taking over in a big way. While crackamine is known for bringing the user great fortune and health the research chemical is causing many side effects such as crackmosis,crackotilia, crackfat, and crackatitis. Many cases can not be reversed however science is working on the solution as we speak one correspondent reports "buytl-crackamide7 is dangerous and these kids take it thinking they are getting the real thing, it only goes to show...cops are terrible people".

This is a clipping from today's news they are already trying to demonize crackamine.......right wing media agendas ... absolutely terrible