[SP] How Is It God Got Into Heaven?

And there were four. He who was first, that above him, that of him and he who shall not be named. And it was that above him that asked to stand on a planet named Titan so he could call himself to be one and he became War. It was that of him that asked only to spend an easy life with the one he loved. He who was first knew that this was what he wanted, for this is what he who was first wanted also. And it was that of him that became Pestilence. 

Then it was the one that shall not be named that turned to he who was first and said, “Do you remember when we would joke about conquering the world. When are we going to get around to that?” He who was first smiled because he knew what it was that he was doing. He simply said, “Don’t worry I’m working on it.” Then he who was first remembered something else that they talked about, and turned to he who shall not be named and said “What was it you wanted to be, in my new world order?” to which he who shall not be named replied, “I think I wanted to be unknown”. He who was first corrected him, “You mean you wanted to be a secret agent?” to which he who shall not be named replied “yeah”, He who was first grinned as he walked with him and quietly said “fair enough”. With that, it would be he who shall not be named who became Death. 

When returning to their seats, they gathered around the table to play a game. He who was first grabbed a new stick from the stand. He noticed it was of finer quality. In having picked it up he whispered to himself, “this is a good stick”. He then felt a surge of energy travel from his hand into the stick. He had sainted the stick. That in doing so he found that his shots were perfect and that he could win every game he played. He who was first now had won four games and turned to War and asked, “how many games do you have so far?” War muttered “I have four as well” He who was first played one more game and won that also. War having seen this said, “actually I lied, I had five.” With a quick nod of his head he who was first said “yeah, thought as much.” Such as it was, he who was first could never pass War for it would be as though he was always greater but although he who was first called him that above him it was he who was first that had shown him that he would always be first and with that, he became Conquest.  

After each having paid tribute to he who was first, it would be him that would be known as Conquest. For he was the first and baring that of an Eagle and with that of two heads he would take his name with him. Then it would be that above him who would be known as War. And then there was Pestilence the driver. He to bared that of an Eagle but his was of paint. And he to was fated but not that by God. Then there was he who shall not be named. He bared a crucifix with five faces and he held the key to the gates of Heaven and to the gates of Hell. He would not be known unless he chooses to be known for he is that of a secret agent. He is the one who they call Death. And carrying the key it was Death that marched forward and opened the black gate. He then followed Conquest for he was to leave first. That having passed through the gate he waited for his brothers and he turned to see all those that witnessed. Fear filled their eyes for they could see all that which trailed behind him and it was Conquest that would revel in it. He pulled on the gate and whilst staring into those that witnessed said, “I will shut the door”.