43 [M4F] looking for a needle in a haystack, and by needle I mean taco, and by haystack I mean sausage party

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If reddit is the big blue ocean

Then this is a fishing hole

I might as well cast out my line

And see what I catch with my pole

I pull my pants down to the ground

And expose my glorious rod

Just kidding it's not that kind of poem

You gotta know me before I share my bod

I bait up my hook with

the fattest worm I can find

I toss it into the murky water

As an escape from the daily grind

After what seems like eternity

I get a bite or two

I yank with all my strength

That I might catch a woman or a few

I get a majestic beauty

There's a woman on the hook at last

I reel her in beside me

In hopes of something that time cant outlast

Ok I know I'm a bit of a dork but if you made it this far you probably are too and that's exactly what I'm looking for.  I'm looking for someone to share stories with, and someone that can appreciate the simple things in life with, and I want to enjoy those things together on a daily basis.  I'm not interested in sexting or nudes.  I want a solid connection first. I want to emphasize, I'm not interested in chatting if you are going to run away 2 weeks in.

Physically speaking, I'm pretty fit.  It's important to me to stay active and I'm looking for the same thing In a woman.  Looks are not the most important thing In the world to me but I do need to be attracted to you. I'm an attractive guy though. You want an attractive guy. I want an attractive girl. We can be grownups about that right?   I'm 6 ft even and 195 lbs.  I have hazel eyes that are green on the inside and blue on the outside.  Thanks to Invisalign a few years back, I do have a pretty good smile with dimples for days.

Can we build something long term? Are you capable of maintaining a good fun conversation throughout each day?  If I check your boxes and you believe you can check mine then I look forward to hearing from you

*notabot

Posted Jun 6, 2026, 9:29 PM UTC

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