He Missed a Day

And I missed several because I also was attacked by a refrigerator (just kidding....I fell into it and got a concussion). Plus I wasn't sure if anyone cared about these since there's the fb group now.

However, this petulant adolescent is now treating Substack exactly like Patreon, including not posting daily, and it's too much. So here's the latest Substack since he missed yesterday. Maybe he finally showered. Or dusted himself off. Maybe a baby wipe on the bits and pieces? Idk.

Buckle up because he's especially insufferable here. He's left a voicemail like the good old days on Patreon!

"Remember we used to do this all the time on Patreon ? before the ban 😂 (Remember when you said cancel culture is ovah because you got YouTube back? You're banned on Patreon, doofus. Plus, if your Patreon enablers followed you to Substack, you'd actually making some money here and you're not)

I was walking to the movies today and it turned out to take a very long time (time when id usually be writing these Substack articles) so my mind was in substack land naturally , and I started thinking about things…(Get a friend. This is truly pathetic)

I am looking forward to becoming a proper old man(Great news! The future is now, you decrepit flea bag) because I love the fact that you get a license to be like I am now (Not every old person is an insufferable dim bulb, Stephen)when youre old - i.e. not caring what people think of you ! (Spoke too soon. You care WAY too much what people think of you. Or you would not be in here. Hi, btw).

I can’t wait till the rest of the world kinda accept it. Im always reminded by my circle of friends in AA that im such an eccentric person already (they call you annoying and attention seeking, not eccentric) I think the oldness will accentuate the bizarre energy in a really cool way (Wrong as usual. With your obvious vitamin deficiencies, you'll be a shriveled up bedridden kidney bean but with less muscle tone)

listen to the voicemail about it - sorry about the road noise - I was walking down Ventura Blvd at the beginning of(one of the busiest streets in LA) but I felt very compelled to record what I was thinking about :) (You know he looked RIDICULOUS walking around talking to himself for 14 minutes and 59 seconds straight) "

I am not going to transcribe Mr Eccentric and Quirky's 15 minute voice note to himself but I will this: He remains his own biggest fan and he's tickled pink to be spot on humanity that he is.

Being married to someone who only has room for themselves had to have been challenging and I definitely can see how the marriage fell apart after having kids. I don't think Laura necessarily has the space for others either and I can imagine the resentment of her having to change while he dug his dainty heels in his refusal to do what she was forced to do. If you absolutely need to her his moron speak, there are posts with the Facebook link throughout the sub.