[M4F] Showponies - Where the Biggest Slabs of Meat Aren’t on Your Plate
No matter how well the wings do winning taste awards for the Wild West themed thrustaurant, everyone knows that the real reason most people go to Showponies is the stable, not the food.
Out to the edge of the big city near the airport, traffic for the hot spot remains pretty consistent through the evenings. From the moment you walk into the entrance with the front stand made to look like a horse tie-off, the theme is broadcast with the vintage tchotchkes on the walls, the murals of cowboys rustling cattle framed by them, and some photographs posted throughout. The subjects of those are predominantly Showponies staff, identified in them as on the floor by their infamous outfits:
A cowboy hat with faux horse ears crowns each man, and then they have on orange-brown crop tops that are mildly themed to look like leather vests but have the staff member’s name on the chest and a large number on the back like a sports team member’s jersey. Legend has it that the numbers aren’t random or unique, but an advertisement of the member’s erect length.
Below that are orange-brown shorts with some styling to look somewhat like chaps but with a pretty prominent crotch pouch meant to highlight every jostle and throb the members’ members have as they work their part of the front of house. That’s it except for some boots that ride up their calves.
Officially, there’s a policy that petting the ‘ponies’ on their shorts is off-limits, but there are too many wing sauce stains that mark those pouches to believe it’s especially well enforced. It’s said that big tips get big tippers, and the way that some of the most gifted young men working the floors end up in advertisements meant to grab the female gaze and other similarly salacious career paths isn’t a shock to most. When you’re big enough to not get blood to your brain, the core cause of dimboism, one can’t expect too much more of them than… being Showponies.
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The core premise for any story or discussion here is obviously based around the thrustaurant (theme restaurant noted for the emphasis on outthrust crotches), Showponies - a gender role flipped case of Hooters or Tilted Kilt type spots. There’s a particular implication here that the objectification inherent into the work isn’t all upside, though the idea is any guy with the body for it is probably enough of a show pony in general to love the attention they get for their bodies.
While the writer here has a preference for pairing his male main characters against female partners, this setting allows for some less overtly sexual scenes and stories where male-male pairings for behind-the-scenes and front of house hassles could totally make sense. I have a few general character ideas here, as can be derived from other prompts of mine, but brainstorming up a staff and clientele should be really fun.
The original idea here stemmed from a world that has a bit of a broader gender flip to it, as exemplified in the ‘dimbo’ concept - hung guys with big wood aren’t too bright, and catch some ongoing discrimination and judgement for how they’re built. That can absolutely be used for any play here, but doesn’t destroy the idea of dropped for a more closely hewn to the real world setting.
In the restaurant, kinks are going to be a lot more focused on the kink play intrinsic to the setup rather than overt sexual acts beyond manual action. MAYBE a bachelorette or party girl trying to show off her jaw flexibility against one of those pouches, but certainly no further without going into a bathroom, back of house, out behind the building, or in a guest’s car (curbside delivery, so to speak). The nature of this concept lends itself very well to some exaggerated endowments, huge cocks making regular tasks all the more blatantly sexually charged, but please let me know if you have any specific limits or ideals for dimensions there.
For longer term stories, Discord is preferred but I’m eagerly awaiting your chat request whether it’s to just chat up the idea or to drop some thoughts for scenes you’d love to explore. Have a great day!
Posted Jun 6, 2026, 9:37 PM UTC