Cute aggression - I wish I️ could bottle it up

I️ truly believe I️ could bench double my body weight when I️ hear my son’s cute little sleeping squeaks. He makes these little noises and I️ just want to hulk smash things. I️ know I️ sound crazy. I️ want to take out every shard of glass in the house with a baseball bat.

I️ wish I️ could just have him doing his cute little sneezes and squeaks next to me when I️ work out so I️ could appropriately fuel this RAGE.

God I️ love that baby. I️ need to go throw a printer or something.