Missed Substack “excuse”…

Y’all. This man has the AUDACITY to pretend his lazy ass missed a Substack post (to his ONLY paying “customers,” while screeching constantly about his newfound “consistency”) yesterday because P “wanted to sleep at dad’s,” and because she requires is “complete attention” and he’s The Best Dad on the Planet he fell asleep in bed with her (EW, WTF?!?) at 8:30PM - but don’t worry, it will NEVER happen again, “back to our regularly scheduled programming”…

…except this DIPSHIT was doing a Tik Tok live last night. Looking high off his filthy ass, too boot.

He’s always been one of the worst liars on the planet, but holy fucknuts, is he even TRYING?!? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣☠️