31 [M4F] #Lancaster - Best friends, with benefits?

Ya boi is back to full-time nightshift gremlin. And I am in need of your assistance. Please offer your support in this trying time as I do this nightshift.

So, if anyone wants to have a chat, that would be amazing.

(Please don't all come crashing through my requests all at once. (jk, please do)

Please be 18+, preferably 21+. Or get bonked.

Please keep all toes socked. Or don't. It's not the law.

This has been me, you're reasonably friendly neighbourhood gremlin, YFG.