i love Joshua, he took me to see The Amazing digital circus last act, we even got ice cream afterwards. I love ice cream almost as much as i love Joshua. Joshua's been so nice to me lately! 

"Guard my drink Hampter Pomie, i need to go poop." Says Joshua the kindly father. Hampter Pomie looks up and nods with a smile. A few minutes pass, Hampter Pomie is looking at a beautiful monarch butterfly, its orange and brown wings shining beautifully on this hot June day. There are few things in life better than this. Suddenly a gross foot in a filthy shoe comes down and squashes the butterfly, Hampter pomie looks up in horror as the fiend Michal Knovach comes into view.  his weird face glaring down with a look of pure badness. "Hello hampster." he says in his annoying voice. She's frozen in fear, before she can react he limp wristedly grabs her by the maw, and takes her out of the ice cream parlor. its dark and no one is around. He grabs her  tiny leg and snaps it, Hampter Pomie Screams with pain. "Silence" Michal says in his really annoying voice, and then takes his fingers and pinches her Hampter mouth until her jaw snapes. one by one he snaps each leg, each one more painful than the last. Hampter Pomies mind is bending. She only read about this sort of thing on wattpad, she never thought it could happen to her, but now this is her reality. Michal takes out his pocket knife and jabs it into her ear, she tries to scream but the pain breaks her brain. He slowly pulls the knife out and immediately jams it into the other ear, and she loses all sense of hearing. The only thing she can hear is her own beating heart and the screams in her mind. she was in such pain that she didn't even notice his smelly fingers grabbing at her hair. He takes his blade and effeminately guides it across her hairline. blood now seeping into her eyes. it burns. The dull blade goes around her head for what seems like an eternity. words cant describe the agony she's experiencing, but in her minds eye she still sees the face of Joshua, and though he's not there just the knowledge of his love soothes her. He grabs a spoon out of his pocket, which he takes with him everywhere cause forks are too pointy. he inserts it into her eye socket and scoops out her eyelike a pint of ice cream. it would not do justice to try and describe what Hampter pomie is feeling. He scoops out the other eye, she sees nothing, she can sense nothing but that of pain. pain and fear is all she knows now. "youch! ow! owwy!" is all that echoes in her mind. it is never ending, ouchy please let it stop, owwwwww owwww! it is unrelenting. When you lose some of your senses, they say some of your senses, get better, those who go blind, they can hear a pin drop. those who go deaf, they can see an ant from a mile away, but now her only sense is pain, pain is what she is, what she knows. pain is her past present and future. Her only senses are now pain, and the scent of Michals fingers and breath. ouch ouch ouch ouch it will never end a life like this is no life to live. when will it end. ouch ouch youch   
and then it all stopped.

HAMPTER POMIE FRIGGIN DIED